So, this week my assignment in between other projects is watch the entire Season 3 of The Simpsons and write down every time Homer goes "Mmmm...." Neslon goes "Haw Haw" Krusty goes "Hey Hey Kids!" and whenever else a certain character does their famous quote. FOX is making songs based on their quotes for The Simpsons 20th Anniversery this January.

Alright, there's a lot of great things, I've gotten out of Fox, but my favorite thing is going on set. Today we did a photo shoot for "House," "Glee," and "Dollhouse." So I got to see Hugh Laurie, Elisha Dushku, and all the cast members from Glee. Anyway, there's one reason why I love being on set!!! It's not because it's cool, or because there's some celebrities, or because I get to meet new people. It's the food!!! They're are different lay outs of fruit, candy, cookies, sandwiches, chips, dried out fruit, stuff I've never seen but it looked good, and vitamins and medicine in case you get sick. There's also a coffee place that makes you free coffee shakes, hot chocolate, espresso drinks, all that good stuff. And they also have trailers for breakfast and lunch. And it's so good!! For lunch, I had steak, with mashed potatoes, salad, fresh REAL lemonade, and some other stuff. And Breakfast I had an egg, cheese, and bacon sandwhich. It made me remember, life tastes good.

So far L.A. has it's up and downs. The one thing that sucks is Traffic. I had to stay at my internship late because if i leave at 5, it takes an hour and a half to get home. It's only ten miles!! Other than that, my internship at FOX is pretty cool most days, other days it's not so much, just depends on the assignment. So far I've done projects for "Glee," "House," "Bones," "The Cleveland Show," and "So You Think You Can Dance." I also found a job as a host at a restaurant called The Waffle, which is nice.

Chapter !: The Road

Why didn't America make smaller States!! It had to have sucked to go over the oregon trail, cause it sure sucked driving. First off, Ohio is way too long!. This is a text i sent my girlfriend about Ohio: "Baby Throughout the good times, the bad times, and everything in between, Promise me, we will never live in Ohio, it's depressing!!"

During Spring Break, Three friends and I took the South Route and drove cross country, it was one of the greatest experiences of my life, but it was because I was with my friends and we stopped at the Grand Canyon, Las Vegas, Palm Springs, and bunch of other stuff. But this time I drove the North Route with my grandpa, word of advice, don't drive with an old person!, because they have to go to the bathroom every hour on the hour. I mean I sincerley love my grandpa, but I hate his kidneys and bladder control. We stopped at six different rest stops in Ohio just so he could whiz.

Based on driving the North and South Route, here's a short description of each State I've been in.

New York - No Comment.

Pennsylvania - I only like you, cause I can buy fire works from you.

Iowa - Where are all the potatoes I've been hearing about?

Illinois - Yay for Chicago!

Arizona - Eh

Colorado - cool mountains, too long!

Utah - it's like cotton candy, good when you first get it, but then you wanna throw it out towards the end.

Oklahoma - Oh My God, This state should be taken out the USA!!! I'd rather be shot in the ass than drive thru Oklahoma again.

Nevada - Only good for one thing, Vegas.

Texas - Yee Haw! (good chorizo)

New Mexico - Beautiful! Maybe the most gorgeous state I'll ever see.

California - a little over hyped, but it's still nice.

So yeah if your gonna travel across America, do it the right way, with some friends and money to spend, don't go with an old man who pees all the time. - Jordan